Hey don't be glum,
you sound as if I pinch'd your bum.
No laughing matters, my heart's in tatters.
This gal plays hard to get, nothing to do but frown and fret.
Chill out babes, just be cool - every man in 'lowe' is a fool.
I know you can see that,
That's why you take a gun and go rat-a-tat.
I lie in a pool, full of red,
Red's the colour of the roses on the bed.
Finding it difficult to keep up with the rhyme,
Try it once - it's too sublime.
All the hmmm..ing would be of no help,
When I get on your case, you'll only yelp.